I'm a Homowner!

That's a homo homeowner, partner. And, lucky me, Colby Keller came round to help me celebrate.

Sure, it was only in my dreams, but it was still very, uh, celebratory. There were streamers and everything! ;)

So, I'm all moved in to my new place and ready to get back to a more normal schedule. First, I have to define "normal" so it might take some time. I hope to have something new for you by the end of June.  

Thanks again everyone for picking up Risky from the DBML program and posting reviews. I really appreciate all the feedback. As for grammar errors and typos--I really am sorry about that, but I'm a one-man band over here. I'm doing my best. If you find something, let me know. I'll fix it and give you a shout out if you want. 

On the nature of Cum/Come

Well, last week was a big one for me. Er, big in terms of what happened, not big in terms of a bacon orgasm. My offer on the condo was accepted! We close this Friday. I am all kinds of scared and excited. Now, to live there, I will have to make sacrifices--human sacrifices--so line up, people!

No, just kidding. But I do have to make some sacrifices with the internet. It's via satellite, which means it's hideously expensive and I can't stream much of anything. So Netflix has to go (whimper) but Trio suggested I get their DVD service, which I totally forgot all about. I think that's a great idea. It will be like getting little presents in the mail every week.

As to the title of this blog: Trio proofread Hell Frat for me and I was using cum/come interchangeably when I do know better. I heard from Selena Kitt that cum is the noun (Don't get cum in my eye, dude) and come is the verb (I'm going to come) so a fun sentence would be:

Oh, my God, I'm going to come a gallon of cum when I come over there with that bucket of bacon cum.

Yeah, that's pretty nasty so let's just hose everything down.

I also engaged in a very fascinating discussion about the many uses of corn cobs--they aren't just for dildos anymore. For more information on that, please check out Trio's review of Hell Frat.