A Late Weekend Update

Well, the MST3K reboot was fun. I loved all the new characters and the cameos were great. Hearing different voices for the bots took some getting used to, but I love sassy Tom even more now. :)

I'm late with this posting since I'm in the process of buying a trailer. Being a renter in Colorado (or anywhere) really sucks right now. Rent goes up and up and there's just no end in sight.

If you follow me on Pinterest, you'll see a fuckton of trailer stuff. It's a single wide and very small but it's attached to land (no lot rent--yay!) and I can do some of the work rehabbing it myself.

Hey, I'm not just another perv writer who practices the manly art of home economics. I also practice the feminine art of home restoration. ;)

Please send me good vibes for my offer to go through.

Also, a really big thank you to all the people posting reviews and ratings on Goodreads.

THANK YOU!

Get it? A really big thank you? Yeah. I think I'm funny. I'm not, but I like thinking that I am. :)

It's Here! The new MST3K is finally here!

You people are lucky I haven't been posting non-stop about this reboot of my all-time favorite show. Seriously. My love for MST knows few bounds. After almost two decades off the air, they are back! *naked happy dance* Now, not only are they back, but the mads (mad scientists to the uninitiated) are played by Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt, two incredibly, epically awesome people. My weekend plans involve binge watching this show until my huge, throbbing erection subsides! *more naked happy dancing*

Idiot Control

With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beer
Steady as a goat
We’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go


Hear the engines roar now
Idiot control now
Hideous control now
Ninny on the road now


Minnie in control
Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires
Blurry jelly rolls now
Hiddy lets it go now
Needy inches bow down
Pitying a poor boy
Hear the engines roar
Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires

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Confused? Check out this video on YouTube or stream the entire movie on Netflix.  Season One, Episode 11, Pod People*
*Note: Contains neither pods nor people. Also known as MST3K** Episode 303 Pod People.
**Note: MST3K aka Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Naked Came The Nude

Why in the world did you name your blog that?

Good question random voice in my head. I named my blog "Naked Came The Nude" because of MST3K #519 Outlaw of Gor. During the credits, Mike and the bots are riffing about the names of movies on the USA network and Mike tosses out "Naked Came The Nude." I've always thought it would make a great blog title.

But wait, there's more. As I researched the name to make sure no one else had it, I came across this lovely bit about a group of cheeky journalists who set out to

"...write a book that was both deliberately terrible and contained a lot of descriptions of sex, to illustrate the point that popular American literary culture had become mindlessly vulgar."

Which tickled me even more since I write erotica.

So that's the story behind the name of the blog. 😁