Soup is good food and it just might be good medicine

Sometimes, the frequently bought together feature on Amazon is a little weird. Take this example. Laxatives and PAPER TOWELS? What. The. Fuck?

Not judging here. I'm really not. Everyone poops and everyone gets backed up. Frankly, I'm just really curious and little concerned.

Does this product work so well I’ll need not just one but 8 fucking rolls of paper towels? Holy shit! Or epic shit. 

The other thing that caught my eye was the customers who bought this item also bought Campbell's Chunky New England Clam Chowder. 

Given the products it's next to, I'm not sure if it will clear me out, stop me up, or soothe a battered rectum. Perhaps all three. Soup is good food and it just might be good medicine. 

National Coming Out Day

Wanna win a fantastic coming out story? Hop on over to Kimmer's Erotic Book Banter! 

This is the story I'm offering:

He’d always been curious…

A long time ago, fireman Grant Westerman kissed another guy, but the contact was too brief for him to really feel anything. When he meets a man who offers him a second chance, Grant has to know if he’s gay or just curious.

He’d always craved heat…

No stranger to bi-curious straight guys, bartender Conner Dunn is willing to be a part of Grant’s experiment. But when a harmless kiss sparks an almost explosive heat between them, Conner retreats. Given his last relationship, Conner simply can’t risk being vulnerable again.

To move forward, they have to let go of the past…

Determined to prove that a one and done can become an ever after, Grant shelves his lust in order to romance Conner. Exposing their deepest longings brings them together, and builds a solid foundation for a relationship, but will they be able to stand together when outside forces threaten to tear them apart?

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